January 2012
4 posts
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
9 posts
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June 2011
134 posts
I want to autograph someones taint...
and have them get it tattooed.
Cross what you have done/true. →
Appearance I have/had piercings besides the ears. I want piercings besides the ears. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have/want a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/had braces. I have more than two piercings. Embarrassment Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve laughed so...
I just want to be pretty. Fuck intelligence... no...
sarcasm.
When your mom curses somebody out
This happens all the time… I love my Mom.
dreaddrugs:
Sometimes I wonder who would miss me if I died.
forevermyfiancee asked: Do you play piano? Because I'm already imagining what that would look and sound like.
Oh my god...
Why the FUCK do I love Britney Spears?
Sometimes people are so beautiful it's stupid.
Sometimes people are so stupid it’s beautiful.
All I wanna do right now is drink wine and play a...
“God is dead.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via bestrafemich21)
You know what really makes me want to cry?
Pokemon porn.
I love how my tits bring out the dimples in your...